But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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