but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
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I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
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who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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