Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
one two three fourrrrnication!
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
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Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
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I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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