am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
you didnt know i had herpes?
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dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
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I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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