If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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