New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
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There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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