dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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