have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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