I wish you could order shots online.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
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Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
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My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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