I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i think i have herpe
just one?
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is classic penis vs brain.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
There are leaves in my underwear?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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