Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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