Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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