critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
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somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
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She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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