Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
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