I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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