I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
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