porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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