Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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