Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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