So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
being pregnant is like rehab
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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