Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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