On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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