You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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