i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I think a kid would responsible me up
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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