it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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