Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
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