Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
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I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
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After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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