At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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