So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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