Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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