Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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