do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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