Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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