She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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