Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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