I wish I only lived at night.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
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You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
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she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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