oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
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Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
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i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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