I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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