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I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
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needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy