i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
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I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
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We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine