Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
You don't make any sense
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