I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I would ride that face into the sunset
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