I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
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Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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