You work out of a Hotel?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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