Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
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im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
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Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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