do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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