We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
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Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
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See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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