you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
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shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
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In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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