Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
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