yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
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I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
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Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!