3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
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Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
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In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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