it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Randomize
