bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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