Please, let me fuck your mom
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
she smelled like a LAN party
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
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he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
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my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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