haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
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i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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